Just kidding.
Our little one should arrive in about two months and we're actually beginning to get the goods before the arrival. We just selected some baby furniture. Oh, did I say we? I mean she. My idea of baby shelving was the plastic assemble-it-yourself-with-no-tools garage shelving we've got loads of at my place of work. Hey, it does come in white. You can even put a changing table on top. But instead of pushing the cheap stuff, we ventured to a mind boggling 80,000 sq. ft. baby warehouse store and got some very nice stuff from a company in Canada I can't recall the name of at this time.
After being smooth talked by a baby salesman--he helped us nab the top rated mattress according to a leading consumer magazine (yes, i'm afraid of lawsuits)--we were told that the furniture would arrive in 14 weeks or less. That's almost 3 months folks and because I was overloaded with joy by having bought these items at our first stop of the day and therefore avoiding up to 14 weeks or less of more furniture shopping trips, I didn't object. Hopefully it will come before the little bugger's a teenager.


